Trick or Tequila - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M rendered in high-contrast flat color

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Half those names are real and the other half are felonies

Red text reads "Newburgh

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Trick or Tequila - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M rendered in high-contrast flat colorReplacing "treat" with "tequila" in a children's phrase took exactly one brain cell and zero shame, which tracks for someone three shots deep by 8 PM. The skull in the glass isn't decoration, it's a preview of tomorrow morning. The Details: Distressed black block text reads "TRICK OR TEQUILA" across two lines. Below, a black and white illustration depicts a shot glass containing a skull with a lime wedge on the rim and a small spill puddle beneath,