Sleighin' - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Black Distressed white portrait of Buck

Distressed white portrait of Buck Russell in a fedora appears at upper left

TO GET SOME PUSSY

Vermont's capital fielded a club where fans knew every player by name yet competed proudly across borders

A vintage cartoon strawberry mascot in red and blue wears a baseball cap and glove in a fielding pose beside blue cursive text reading "Hammond

Smaller crimson serif text reads "Missouri Valley League" above "Class D Baseball Club

Sleighin' - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Black Distressed white portrait of BuckSanta's arm throwing devil horns is the only honest holiday card, acknowledging that surviving December requires the same energy as a Slayer mosh pit. Spelling it with an E I G H is just plausible deniability for the office party. The Details: A hand throwing the devil horns gesture extends from a red cuff with distressed white fur trim, rendered in skin tone, red, white, and black ink with a weathered texture. Distressed white gothic style script