I Want You To Beer Me - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL White uppercase text reads "COACH

White uppercase text reads "COACH BOBBY FINSTOCK'S" above larger bold text reading "3 RULES TO LIVE BY:" in condensed sans-serif

" with dark drop shadows in a retro marquee style

Smaller distressed white sans-serif block text below reads "I'VE HEARD ABOUT IT

Printing a dead roller rink's full address and phone number is the most unhinged preservation project since Pompeii

a Class D minor league club in Cache Valley

I Want You To Beer Me - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL White uppercase text reads "COACHUncle Sam guilt tripped a whole generation into the trenches, so repurposing him to fetch you a Bud Light from the cooler is honestly a more humane deployment. Conscription works better when the only casualty is your dignity. The Details: A vintage style illustration of Uncle Sam in his red, white, and blue starred top hat and blue coat points directly at the viewer with a stern expression and white goatee. Distressed white block text below reads "I