Andy Dufresne 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White Somehow still the most honest

Somehow still the most honest candidate on any ballot

Goggles technically count as safety compliance even when the protocol is "chug and hope for superpowers

and blue fireworks

Bomb Pops melting down your arm at a cookout is nature's way of saying get your mouth involved

Oregon" in small serif type

Andy Dufresne 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White Somehow still the most honestCrawling through five hundred yards of sewage is still a cleaner campaign trail than most actual primaries. Andy Dufresne 2028, because salvation lies within and so does a rock hammer. Inspired by The Shawshank Redemption. The Details: Light blue bold sans serif text reads "ANDY" flanked by two small white stars, with "DUFRESNE" in matching light blue below. Large white decorative serif numerals read "2028," with a small white rock hammer illustration