SALE: Look Ma, No Hands! normal waaay better story

waaay better story

If you didn't get grass stains on your pants

Just don't let the fame go to your head

these LFG shades aren't made out of denim

It's why the disco nap exists

SALE: Look Ma, No Hands! normal waaay better storyBRINGING TENTACLES TO A FISTFIGHT IS A SURE WAY TO WHOOP SOME ASS!!! YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED!!! OUTMUSCLED!!! OUT FILL IN THE FLOCKING BLANK!!!! RAHHRHHRHHGHGHGH!!!! YOUR FISTS MEAN NOTHING HERE, HUMAN!!! NOTHING!!! YOU'RE AS FRAGILE AS A CORAL REEF!!! YOUR SALTY TEARS WILL FLAVOR MARGARITAS AT THE VICTORY BRUNCH!!! BRING YOUR BEST FIGHTER AND WATCH THEM GET DROP KICKED WITH EASE!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!! LOOK MA, NO HANDS!!!! Made for Bigger Noggins Wider Fit for