Well Hung Christmas - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt toledo green leaves

green leaves

chunky golden-yellow block text reads "WOLFMAN'S GOT NARDS" with red blood dripping from the letterforms in a retro 1980s horror style

Hearses got chrome detailing and curtains like they're heading to prom

Places like this held East Oakland together

with red script reading "Established in 1905" below

Well Hung Christmas - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt toledo green leavesStockings hung by the chimney with care have never needed a double entendre, but here we are. Plausible deniability doing more heavy lifting than Santa's entire reindeer fleet. The Details: Bold white rounded text reads "Well Hung" in a retro style. Below, a distressed illustration depicts an oversized golden yellow stocking with a white fur cuff hanging from a brick fireplace mantel draped in green pine garland with small wrapped gifts tucked in. Fit