WWJBD - Unisex Sweatshirt rr_track_mvb Red Gothic blackletter reads "Howard"

Red Gothic blackletter reads "Howard" above dark brown text reading "PREMIUM WEREWOLF" and "BEER KEGS

with detailed tentacles curling outward

all completely air conditioned when that alone was a luxury

Mount Rushmore holding beers is somehow a more honest representation of American values than the original sculpture

surrounded by crackling blue and yellow lightning bolts and a glowing white energy blade

WWJBD - Unisex Sweatshirt rr_track_mvb Red Gothic blackletter reads "Howard"Moral guidance from a guy who paid the Pork Chop Express off hauling mystical cargo is surprisingly reliable. Just remember, it's all in the reflexes. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: A digital illustration of Jack Burton depicts him with a flowing mullet and white tank top, holding a TEC 9 upright over his right shoulder. Large white block letters read "WWJBD" below. Distressed pink text reads "WHAT WOULD JACK BURTON DO?"