Ew, People. Keep Going. - Unisex T-Shirt santa cruz and red shows a grinning

and red shows a grinning man in a blue suit and red tie hoisting a tall glass of golden beer

Somewhere a tortilla chip is being lowered into queso with more reverence than most people show at church

Wavy black serif text below reads "IT RUNS IN YOUR JEANS

with text reading "JUST PUTTING ON THE 2ND COAT NOW

Distressed white block text reads "WE RUN THIS" below the wave

Ew, People. Keep Going. - Unisex T-Shirt santa cruz and red shows a grinningAliens crossed the entire galaxy just to treat Earth like a gas station bathroom they refuse to stop at. Somehow an intelligence capable of bending spacetime reached the same conclusion you reach every Friday at 6 p. m. The Details: A rectangular speech bubble with bold slab serif text reads "EW, PEOPLE. KEEP GOING." Below, a white illustration of a classic flying saucer hovers with concentric rings emanating from its underside. A row of white