The Alamo Basement Tours - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched distressed red serif text

Arched distressed red serif text reads "RALEIGH" above small navy text reading "RALEIGH

with yellow retro text reading "EXTRA TERRESTRIAL FROM PLANET VULCAN" at the bottom

" with yellow dashed diagonal lines as accents

Somewhere a West Coast rapper is looking at this and feeling an emotion that doesn't have a name yet

distressed white text reads "WITHOUT USA" followed by a horizontal row of six white stars

The Alamo Basement Tours - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched distressed red serif textBasement tours at the Alamo sound like a great afternoon until the guide crushes your dreams with seven words. Pee wee survived Large Marge for nothing, and that bicycle is still missing. Inspired by Pee wee's Big Adventure. The Details: Red text reads "THE" above large white bubble style lettering with a red drop shadow reading "ALAMO," overlapping a tan illustration of the Alamo mission facade flanked by two white lone star icons. White blocky text