Santa Used to Say Hey Hey Hey - Unisex Sweatshirt beach and everybody at the buffet

and everybody at the buffet already knows it

Bold red blackletter script reads "Schweddy Balls" centered between two cream-illustrated round baked goods with visible sprinkles

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Losing an empire over tea taxes and then watching the colonies celebrate by detonating things every July is a level of restraint no therapist could teach

A golden-yellow cartoon duke mascot in period attire holds a bat in a batting stance

Santa Used to Say Hey Hey Hey - Unisex Sweatshirt beach and everybody at the buffetSanta switching from "hey hey hey" to "ho ho ho" tells you everything you need to know about what happened that night. Some origin stories belong on the naughty list permanently. The Details: Flowing white script text reads "Santa" at the top. Distressed white block uppercase text below reads "USED TO SAY" followed by "HEY HEY HEY" in quotation marks, then "UNTIL HE MET YOUR MOM." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double needle